I waste money

But I just cleaned on Saturday! My living room is a disaster and I just cleaned it on Saturday! The problem? I have no storage for desk items/filing. I pile stuff on the floor because I have no where to put it and then when I need the floor space, I pile it on the daybed. I can’t win! So when I am done with this, I am going to watch TMZ and clean. Then I am going to take a hot shower and then I am going to settle in and watch Life and CSI New York and finish the head of my elephant.

Okay, I couldn’t take it, I had to clean before I could finish. I went out and got the hutch for the desk. That gives me some storage and gets my printer off the work area. I also gained some display space. Which I need right now because little Cooper knocked my buddha teapot off the television stand and I need to see about having the rubber cement queen fix it. I cut my foot on a large piece that was on the floor last night. Man alive that smarted.

I Y TMZ. I must say that watching that show makes checking the site hourly so much more fun. I like dlisted.com too. That is more raunchy, but funny.

So about a week or so ago, I ordered some bras from onehanesplace.com and they came in the mail today. I also got a comfy outfit to wear around the house and am actually wearing it right now. But, the bras. O-M-G they lift and separate my sadly sagging boobs. I am so excited to get dressed for work tomorrow. I mean, it makes them look as huge as they are, but it makes me look like I have boobs and not two small Volkswagen Bugs parked under my chin. Two are front close and one is back. They are basic Playtex 18 hour, nothing fancy, but no need for fancy when nobody is looking. I am also so into granny pants right now. They stay up, they stay out of my crack…yeah it is good. It’s not fancy, but its effective.

This has been one of those weeks at work. Those in between weeks where you are left wondering what to do. I have a very mundane to do list, that takes at most two hours to really complete each day. Such a stark contrast to what next week will be like. I can’t wait for tomorrow. I get my massage tomorrow after work! I am excited for that. And then Fridays are always fun days at work. I have a bit more to work on on Friday. I could have done it earlier this week, but I would still have to update on Friday, so it is just easier to do it all on Friday in preparation for Monday.

Every morning when I get to work, I immediately pull up the Kidd Kraddick show. So funny. And then when the show goes off, they play great music the rest of the day. They are playing Britney’s new song If U Seek Amy. Yeah, when you sing it, it totally sounds like F-U-C-K Me. I call it a work about and really like the beat of the song. That is what the majority of people listen to when they listen to music, the beat, not the lyrics. When I was younger, well even now, I love to listen to the Grease soundtrack. Greased Lightning is a dirty song kids. But you know what? My momma let me listen to it until my ears bled, or until it drove her and the rest of the family crazy. I didn’t turn into some slutty porn perv either.

So, for reasons unknown to me, mom has gotten a bug up her butt about doing the whole lent thing. We had fish and chips for dinner. Yeah, it was okay, but not great. I totally don’t expect myself to eat a lot of fast food fish. Gross. Take me out for salmon or a ceasar salad, but no fishwiches. Uck! It’s weird, we are not going to church, at least I’m not planning on it. I think I am over religion for a while. I don’t really miss it and can’t say that I got a whole lot out of it. Of course, I wouldn’t want her to have to go to church by herself. I just don’t know. I guess time will tell. What I do know is that mofo fish was expensive as all get out.

Let me leave all you knitters out there a little tid bit. Do not waste your money on something called the End Weaver. It is a total waste of cash. I bought one. I do that though, I waste money on stupid shit. Believe me when I tell you it is easier to thread a nice gold chibi darning needle and weave your ends than use that piece-o-crap. Lesson learned.

Well I am going to go and get started on the rest of my evening. Some light reading during my refining mask, followed by a hot shower and leg shave. I feel guilty about not shaving my legs before a massage. I am sure it is not pleasing to feel as though you are massaging a gorilla’s leg.


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